Fender advertisement (1976).
Fender Telecaster electric guitar

Fender advertisement (1976).

The High-Flying, Mellow-Throated Telecaster
1976

The oldest solid-body animusical in the world, Telecaster ranges from the granite cliffs of Manhattan to the Beverlied hills of LA and beyond. Telecaster was first sighted soaring to unheard –of altitudes in 1946 and has been observed carrying homo sapiens off to even more startling heights in the thirty years since. Sunburst, and sometimes blond, Telecaster is fond of playing with other members of the species. All bear similar shapes and markings although the cries of each vary distinctively due to small coil-like objects near the base of the neck called “pickups.” Telecaster mates the year ‘round (being highly prolific in that regard), most often with the small but powerful Twin Reverb and others of the family Amplifier Fender which serve to enhance it’s brilliant call.